Sorry for Being Cotton Tee

The right slogan tee is genuinely hard to find. Either the fabric is too thin and goes see-through the second it stretches over any curve, or it's too stiff and kills the whole vibe. Most of them also just stop fitting well after a few washes — the neck goes saggy, the body loses its shape, and suddenly it's a pyjama top. This is the one that actually gets it right. The fabric is doing a lot of work here. 95% cotton, 5% elastane. That 5% elastane (Lycra) is what makes a fitted tee feel like a fitted tee and not just a small tee. It gives the fabric a snap-back stretch — so it moves with you, hugs your shape, and then goes right back to where it started. No bagging, no stretching out, no awkward pulling across the chest. And because of the cotton-lycra blend, it stays opaque even when stretched. The see-through problem is solved. At 180 GSM it's lightweight enough to wear through summer without feeling like you're being wrapped in something — but substantial enough that the print sits cleanly on the fabric and doesn't warp or crack after repeated washes. This is not a tee you wear three times and retire. The fit is the other thing. Slightly cropped, slim silhouette — t